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My god… This is just hilarious. It’s like a cult. Gawsh.

(Source: youtube.com)

Grr

I want to play TF2. But my brother is watching The Biggest fucking Loser, and my laptop only works when it’s plugged in so it takes about half an hour to turn it off, move it to the next room, plug it in, turn it on again, and load everything up. My dog chewed up my last pair of earphones last night. So I can’t have any sound, or he won’t be able to hear his fat people.

I can’t play without the sound. I tried, and failed miserably. I couldn’t hear what was going on, I kept not noticing that I was being shot at, I didn’t get the handy notifications that control points were being contested, etc. So I just looked like an idiot.

He’s also decided to nick the footstool to use it on his chair, which is twice the size of the one I’m currently sharing with the dog.

And my girlfriend keeps asking a question about why she feels nervous sometimes when we’re together, and why she isn’t over it—things I have no idea about—but won’t take “I don’t know” for an answer.

Ugh.

therubberduck10-4 replied to your photo: I’ve done some more playing, and my desktop now…

What you’re trying to say is you managed to grab it before one of your porno backgrounds appeared.

I don’t have any porno backgrounds! You’re getting me mixed up with yourself.

I’ve done some more playing, and my desktop now looks like this.
The background’s still random, and that’s definitely not the coolest, but I couldn’t be bothered to wait for a cool one to come up.

I’ve done some more playing, and my desktop now looks like this.

The background’s still random, and that’s definitely not the coolest, but I couldn’t be bothered to wait for a cool one to come up.

bryhim replied to your photo: My desktop is awesome. The wallpaper changes every…

lolfakeunity

I was used to Unity by the time I had to switch to Windows. So I figured making it as similar as possible would ease the transition. Then I got used to it.

Besides, docking the taskbar left works pretty well ‘cos I’m on a widescreen monitor.

parlapiupiano replied to your photo: My desktop is awesome. The wallpaper changes every…

lol winblows

I use Windows for two reasons:

  1. Certain software I need for college doesn’t work on Linux, and only Word can correctly display my maths homework
  2. I like games, and Steam doesn’t work on Linux

So I fully intend to go back to Ubuntu eventually, but I might as well make the most of Windows 7 in the meantime.

My desktop is awesome. The wallpaper changes every 30 seconds, and it has all these snazzy little things everywhere. It’s like a HUD of awesomeness.
Setting that up was a way more productive use of my time than revision for the most important exams of my life so far, clearly.

My desktop is awesome. The wallpaper changes every 30 seconds, and it has all these snazzy little things everywhere. It’s like a HUD of awesomeness.

Setting that up was a way more productive use of my time than revision for the most important exams of my life so far, clearly.

parlapiupiano asked: sometimes i think you listen to too much john fucking lennon with your 'no point in arguing peace peace' bullshit. grow some balls, then start a successful band, go bang a jap, THEN you can be john lennon.

I don’t want to be John Lennon. Paul was better.

But seriously, what’s the point of arguing? It doesn’t fix anything, both sides come out hurt, and it damages relationships.

I’d rather have a polite, rational discussion than shout and curse.

parlapiupiano asked: you're so stupid. it's not that she WANTS you to 'argue'. you've GOT to stand up for yourself. we LIKE knowing our boyfriends have actual BALLS, us women. for once, i semi-agree with laura. you simply take ANY shit she throws at her, and it makes you look weak-willed. i mean, when i diss laura, you don't even try to defend her. show some /passion/ ffs. it's what women like.

I’d defend Laura if anyone were actually insulting her. But there’s no point getting into an argument with you about your opinions of a girl you’ve never met—if you were saying things where she could hear them, I’d defend her, but as long as she isn’t getting upset there’s no point in upsetting you by getting mad at you about it.

And I am passionate about her. She knows that. I just show it with the way I kiss her, and touch her, and talk to her, rather than by arguing with her.

Why would anybody WANT to argue?

My whole life is spent trying to avoid arguments. I tend to just roll over and give people what they want, because I’d rather they be happy. I like to debate things, but I don’t like proper personal arguments. It seems to me that they just end up hurting everybody involved, and nothing gets fixed.

But last night, my girlfriend said I “lack fight”, and that she’d rather I argue with her than take the blame and accept whatever she throws at me, like I do at the moment.

So in the end, I ended up being dragged into an argument, which basically consisted of me talking about why I hate arguing while she called me nasty names (like “bastard” and “dick”). Then I called her immature, decided we both needed some space, and went to bed (having been wished a “shit night” and “horrible dreams”).

So nothing was resolved by arguing, no real issues were even brought up, and we both ended up hurt.

What I can’t get my head around is why anyone would WANT to argue. I mean, she wouldn’t say something if she didn’t want me to accept it. So that’s what I do—I just sit there and take it, and do whatever I can to fix things.

But apparently that’s the wrong thing to do. I don’t think I’ll ever understand women.

Oktoberfest is in September. It’s not just the London one—that’s just the way it is.
If anything, this should be “You know you’re German when…”, although I know it despite not being German, and—I expect—so do a number of other people.
Anyway, my point is, this meme doesn’t really relate to Britishness.
So, yeah…

Oktoberfest is in September. It’s not just the London one—that’s just the way it is.

If anything, this should be “You know you’re German when…”, although I know it despite not being German, and—I expect—so do a number of other people.

Anyway, my point is, this meme doesn’t really relate to Britishness.

So, yeah…

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen)

parlapiupiano asked: me likey le themey

I liked it too. It’s purty :)